Kids are fucking annoying.

They're hungry. They ask questions. And they don't shut up.

What the hell do I do with it?

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Today's a good day to be a nightmare.

Bowling = Not a sport.

Mini-Golf = Not a sport.

I'm proud to fucking race.

PS. Lee should judge. I'll set the stage up.

Fortune is glass; just when it gleams brightest it shatters.

Hey Cassidy, you have a moment?